Escape the Kernlands

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Escape the evil country, the "Kernlands"!

You are John Smith, a happy guy who lives in a happy country. After your amazing (and very expensive) vacation, you accidentally board the wrong plane! Instead of going to the "Ernlands", you went to the "Kernlands"!

The evil dictator named John Shivers is very cruel when it comes to certain situations, like this one. You must do you what you can to get out of there as fast as possible and board the right plane back to your home.

This escape-room-style game was made for friends at school!

If you get confused by the things in this game, don't worry. It's all stuff me and my friends made up in U.S. history, which was made to confuse our teacher.

The whole joke continued to develop. It's gotten to a point where a game was made about it all. And this is it!

Controls:

• Click the "Map" button to show the map of the capital city of the Kernlands
  • Click on a location to travel there. Hovering will show the name of the location
• Click on objects in the environment to interact with them or pick them up. There are some areas you need to click on to move there as well, or there will be buttons just above the dialogue box that will move you
• Click the "Item" button to show your item slots. Click an item to use it, if it can be used in the area you are in
• Press Q or END to quit the game

It's chaotic nonsense! This game can only be considered a masterpiece.